Humor Quotes

"Humor is the light that shines on the darker aspects of existence."

"A man who cannot laugh at himself has lost the greatest weapon against despair."

"To laugh at oneself before others laugh at you is to claim victory in the battle of pride."

"I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."

"Humor helps us navigate the absurdities of existence."

"Humor is wisdom in disguise."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor lightens the burden of existence."

"Humor is humanity's greatest gift."

"Wise men, while in prayers, fall to scratching."

"Humor is wisdom wearing a mask of lightness."

"Humor is truth dressed in jest."

"Humor reveals truth wrapped in laughter."

"When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?"

"It is a hard matter to argue with the belly since it has no ears."

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."

"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly."

"Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he will be making gods by dozens."

"Children are to be deceived with comfits and men with oaths."

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

"Courtesy is not dead - it has merely gone to bed with economics."

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before."

"To laugh at oneself is to begin the journey toward genuine wisdom."

"Laughter in the face of adversity is the rebel yell of the human spirit."

"To find humor in suffering is to find humanity in darkness."

"Humor is truth told with a smile."

"Humor is wisdom's way of making truth palatable to reluctant ears."

"The sense of humor is the companion of those who dare to think freely."

"It is folly to be wise when it is a time to be drunk."

"He who lives without folly is less wise than he who thinks he's a fool."