Humor Quotes

"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence."

"I am not at all in a humorous mood."

"Your body's not a temple, it's an amusement park."

"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."

"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in laughter."

"Humor in dark times is not mocking fate, but defying it."

"It is impossible not to laugh at the things Livy discovered."

"Laugh at yourself before anyone else can."

"Humor is a sign of wisdom and intelligence."

"Vanity is the companion of every fool."

"Humor softens the harshness of an unforgiving world."

"Humor in dark times is an act of defiance."

"Humor is the armor of wisdom."

"Humor heals what seriousness breaks."

"Moderation has never appealed to me."

"Man is the only creature that eats when not hungry and drinks when not thirsty."

"The human being is the only animal that laughs."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"Humor is the only weapon that does not diminish with use."

"Laughter is the evidence of a life well-lived."

"Laughter is an instant vacation."

"The humor in life comes from its unexpected turns."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: it's good to be silly at the right moment."

"He who laughs last laughs best."

"To laugh is to acknowledge our shared humanity."

"Humor is the unexpected juxtaposition of truth and absurdity."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"The greatest pleasure is to deceive the deceiver."