Humor Quotes

"I'm the typographical equivalent of a question mark."

"I think laughter is the best medicine."

"So why you lyin'? Got your friends all wondering why you tryna front."

"Humor is a way to connect with people and ease tension."

"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."

"Humor is a survival mechanism. If you can laugh at yourself, you can survive almost anything."

"Hate is a strong word, but it's often used to describe my feelings toward procrastination."

"Egos are like onions—they have layers, and when you peel them back, you might cry."

"I'm going to do what I do best, which is try to make people laugh and think about the world in a different way."

"Humor is the light that helps us navigate darkness"

"I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who I am."

"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look GOOD."

"Humor helps us cope with the challenges of life"

"Humor is a way to survive difficult times."

"Humor helps us cope with pain."

"Find humor in your struggles, it lightens the load."

"Humor is a healing force."

"I don't necessarily agree with everything I say"

"There is no crying in baseball"

"There's a phrase we live by in America: 'to make a long story short' but with you I find it always too late"

"I don't take myself too seriously anymore"

"Humor is the universal language"

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?"

"I've discovered that humor is a powerful tool for connection."

"Humor is humanity's way of dealing with the absurd."

"I would like to thank the Academy, but I will not stand here and thank them."

"Humor is often a window into deeper truths."

"Laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're all laughing together."

"Humor is the antidote to pain and suffering."

"Humor is the bridge between people of different worlds."