Humor Quotes

"The more I know about men the more I like my dog."

"If men could menstruate, the Dow Jones would go up or down twenty points a day."

"Humor is a form of truth-telling that makes the unbearable bearable"

"Semen is awfully funny stuff, isn't it? I mean, to have to produce it and to have to spend the rest of one's life secreting it somewhere."

"If you have never wished you could slap a man in the face, you're probably the man."

"Most of the dirt that I've eaten in my life has been caused by women serving it."

"I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They kept us up all night."

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?"

"Women are the only group that grows smaller as they age."

"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor."

"Humor is one way we maintain hope and humanity in the face of oppression."

"Humor is often the only response to absurdity."

"I think it's important to maintain your own sense of humor about these things."

"We must laugh together even as we struggle, for humor is also resistance."

"Humor is truth wrapped in laughter."

"Humor helps us cope while we fight climate change."

"Humor helps us face difficult truths."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"Humor is often a way of telling truth when serious words would be rejected."

"Humor sometimes helps us cope with difficult realities."

"Humor about our predicament shouldn't diminish our determination."

"Humor is a way of speaking truth without being heard."

"Humor helps us survive hardship."

"Laughter lightens the heaviest burdens."

"Humor is the weapon of those without power."

"Humor in the face of tragedy is sometimes all we have left."

"Humor is a form of resistance to oppression"

"Humor is the mask we wear to survive tragedy."

"Enjoy your symptom!"

"Humor allows us to laugh at what we are too fragile to face seriously."