Justice Quotes

What is fair? What is right? Voices from history weigh in on the most fundamental human question.

27299 quotes

L
"I believe in fighting for those who can't fight for themselves."
Leela
F
"Justice is balance - knowing when to bend toward fairness."
Flexo
F
"Justice bends toward those with the strongest case."
Flexo
C
"That ain't right, and you know it."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"I'm a taxpayer. I got rights."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"I'm givin' you one minute to explain yourself."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
B
"Justice is whatever I decide it is."
Bender
H
"I'm filing a complaint in triplicate!"
Hermes
H
"Justice demands proper investigation and documentation."
Hermes
H
"Justice requires following due process every time."
Hermes
A
"Justice requires courage and commitment to what's right."
Amy Wong
A
"Justice is only achieved through action and commitment."
Amy Wong
Z
"Justice is blind, deaf, and apparently, very bad at hiring."
Zoidberg
Z
"Justice would be everyone appreciating my medical knowledge equally."
Zoidberg
P
"Justice is best served cold, preferably with a side of revenge."
Professor Farnsworth
F
"Justice must be served with flexibility and firmness."
Flexo
F
"Justice bends toward the righteous."
Flexo
L
"Justice might take time, but it's worth fighting for."
Leela
L
"Justice delayed is justice denied. Fight for what's right."
Leela
F
"Justice means treating everyone fairly, even when it's hard."
Fry
F
"Justice is standing up for what's right."
Fry
C
"Justice is just whatever the guy with more power says it is."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Justice is just the rich winnin' against the poor."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
H
"Justice must be blind but never deaf."
Hermes
H
"Justice without mercy is tyranny."
Hermes
M
"Justice means treating everybody fair and square."
Meatwad
B
"I declare shenanigans!"
Bender
B
"This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!"
Bender
Z
"I believe in equality, meaning I'm equally incompetent at everything."
Zoidberg
F
"Justice means treating everybody fair, no exceptions."
Frylock