Justice Quotes

What is fair? What is right? Voices from history weigh in on the most fundamental human question.

27299 quotes

G
"Justice matters, even if it's giggity justice."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Justice should be served with a side of giggity, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
B
"Justice isn't always what the law provides; it's what's right."
Brian Griffin
B
"Justice requires courage to pursue it."
Brian Griffin
E
"Justice means everyone gets an equal share of the feed."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Justice isn't about winning - it's about doing what's right."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
S
"Justice is what I make it."
Sterling Archer
S
"Justice served cold is still justice."
Sterling Archer
P
"Justice means standing up for what's right."
Pam Poovey
P
"Stand up for what's right, even if you stand alone."
Pam Poovey
M
"Justice is what you get when you can afford a good lawyer."
Mort Goldman
M
"Justice is serving time for something you probably did."
Mort Goldman
M
"It's not fair that I'm the family scapegoat."
Meg Griffin
M
"I shouldn't have to earn basic respect."
Meg Griffin
M
"I deserve happiness just like everyone else."
Meg Griffin
M
"I deserve to be treated with respect."
Meg Griffin
G
"Justice must be blind to be fair."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Justice should be blind but never silent."
Glenn Quagmire
T
"Justice is served best with perfect hair."
Tom Tucker
C
"I deserve recognition for my contributions to this organization."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Justice requires evidence and proper procedure."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Justice demands fairness and consistency."
Cyril Figgis
E
"Justice means treating everyone fairly, regardless of size."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Justice is treating others as you'd want to be treated."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
B
"Justice should be blind, but it shouldn't be too drunk."
Brian Griffin
B
"Justice without mercy is just revenge."
Brian Griffin
P
"Justice is a luxury people like me can't afford."
Pam Poovey
P
"Justice means everyone gets what they deserve."
Pam Poovey
L
"That's called a 'mercy killing.'"
Lana Kane
L
"I deserve an apology."
Lana Kane