Kindness Quotes

Small acts. Big impact. These quotes make the case for compassion as a way of life.

23791 quotes

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"Being kind to people is easier than you'd think, but harder than I do it."
Lenny Leonard
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"I've decided to give back to society by donating one penny."
Mr. Burns
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"Kindness is a sign of weakness that I've extinguished."
Mr. Burns
G
"Kindness costs nothin', but it's worth everythin'."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"A kind word costs nothin' but means everything."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"*giggles innocently*"
Maggie Simpson
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"Kindness is wasted on people who run up tabs and skip out on the bill."
Moe Szyslak
R
"Poking fun at people is not nice."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Kindness is weakness showing up to school."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Being mean is easier than being nice."
Nelson Muntz
B
"Kindness is my greatest strength. Except when drunk. Then it's my greatest weakness."
Barney Gumble
N
"Kindness costs nothing but yields immeasurable returns."
Ned Flanders
N
"Every person deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their station."
Ned Flanders
N
"Even the smallest act of kindness can change someone's day."
Ned Flanders
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"Kindness is nice, but a well-timed prank is nicer."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford in my line of work."
Itchy and Scratchy
M
"Kindness is a sign of weakness in the boardroom."
Mr. Burns
M
"*gentle baby sounds*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"*kind baby face*"
Maggie Simpson
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"Wendell is a dork, but he's a smart dork."
Lisa Simpson
L
"I won't laugh at people who are different."
Lisa Simpson
L
"People should be kinder to each other."
Lisa Simpson
B
"Be kind to your enemies, they make the best pranks."
Bart Simpson
B
"Kindness to others is just strategy for future favors."
Bart Simpson
M
"Kindness gets you nowhere. I know."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Kindness is another word for stupidity."
Moe Szyslak
R
"I found your cat. Can I have a dollar?"
Ralph Wiggum
R
"I'm so happy for you, Milhouse."
Ralph Wiggum
R
"Be excellent to each other."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"I'm afraid I can't do that, neighbor. It's not the Christian thing to do."
Ned Flanders