Kindness Quotes

Small acts. Big impact. These quotes make the case for compassion as a way of life.

23791 quotes

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"Kindness is just weakness with a nice outfit."
Professor Farnsworth
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"Kindness doesn't cost anything but it's worth everything."
Meatwad
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"Kindness is nice and all, but what about loyalty to your buddies?"
Master Shake
M
"Kindness matters, but so does looking out for yourself."
Master Shake
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"Kindness is wasted effort. Try blackmail instead."
Bender
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"Mcguirk's not a terrible influence, he's just... confused about things."
Jason Penopolis
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"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."
Jason Penopolis
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"Kindness is underrated and suspicious."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Kindness is risky because people exploit it."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"Maybe I should try to be nicer to people."
Brendon Small
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"Kindness is just an investment in future favors you'll never collect on."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
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"Being kind is just strategic niceness for future manipulation."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
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"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."
Frylock
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"Kindness is never wasted, even when it's not returned."
Frylock
C
"Kindness confuses people. That's why I avoid it."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Kindness is mistaken for weakness."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Every person has value, whether they fit in or not."
Bruno
B
"Kindness is the most underrated form of power."
Bruno
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"Kindness don't cost nothing but means everything."
Meatwad
M
"Kindness boomerang back to you."
Meatwad
A
"Respect to the ladies, you get me?"
Ali G
A
"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."
Ali G
A
"Compassion is a superpower, no jokes."
Ali G
A
"Kindness ripples out in ways you can't see."
Ali G
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"Kindness is weakness unless you're kind to yourself first."
Master Shake
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"Kindness is a sign of strength, not weakness."
Master Shake
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"I try to be kind even when it's hard."
Frylock
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"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."
Frylock
M
"Kindness costs nothing and means everything."
Melissa Virtueson
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"Kindness doesn't make you weak; it makes you strong."
Melissa Virtueson