Knowledge Quotes

From ancient scholars to modern scientists, these quotes explore what it means to learn and to know.

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"Knowledge only matters if you can use it to dominate."
Nelson Muntz
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"A new study shows that the most important thing is what happens next."
Kent Brockman
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"Knowledge is power, and I am very knowledgeable."
Kent Brockman
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"Knowledge is power, but a sharp mind is even better."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"The more ye know, the more ye realize how much ye dinnae know."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Knowledge just gives you more things to worry about."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Knowledge is the burden of the informed."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"In the pursuit of knowledge, there are no shortcuts, only long and winding paths of scholarly vengeance."
Sideshow Bob
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"The pursuit of knowledge led me to criminal mastery and extended incarceration."
Sideshow Bob
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"Knowledge is power, but obedience is more profitable."
Waylon Smithers
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"Knowledge is power. Donuts are better."
Chief Wiggum
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"Knowledge is cool and all, but beer is cooler."
Lenny Leonard
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"I never went to college, but life's taught me plenty."
Lenny Leonard
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"Knowledge without friendship is just loneliness."
Lenny Leonard
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"Knowledge is power, but so is donuts."
Carl Carlson
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"Knowledge is infinite if you keep learning."
Carl Carlson
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"I'm learning so much."
Ralph Wiggum
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"What's a battle?"
Ralph Wiggum
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"What's a donut?"
Ralph Wiggum
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"Knowledge is power, and I prefer violence."
Nelson Muntz
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"Knowledge without power is useless."
Nelson Muntz
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"Knowledge is power, but ratings are everything."
Kent Brockman
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"Knowledge is useless without the ability to deliver it authoritatively."
Kent Brockman
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"Knowledge is power, but common sense is better."
Moe Szyslak
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"The more you know, the more you realize you don't know nothing."
Moe Szyslak
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"Knowledge is power, but beer is more fun."
Barney Gumble
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"Seek knowledge that uplifts the spirit."
Ned Flanders
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"What's a library?"
Ralph Wiggum
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"I never knew there was a place called Australia."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Today's the day I finally understand something."
Ralph Wiggum