Life Quotes

"Why is it that everything I do turns into a disaster?"

"Sometimes you get what you deserve, and sometimes you get what you don't deserve."

"I don't understand anything anymore."

"Life is too short not to enjoy something occasionally."

"Maybe I should stop trying. It's less painful."

"I just realized something: I'm mediocre."

"Sometimes I think I'll never be able to do anything right."

"Why is it that things never work out the way you hope?"

"Why does everything always have to be so complicated?"

"Why do some people get all the luck?"

"Life's too short to worry about the little things."

"Life is what you make of it."

"A cat's life is what you make of it - mostly chasing and scheming."

"Every day is a new opportunity to chase your dreams."

"I think I'm getting tired of this dog house life."

"Life is like a typewriter - you never know what's coming next."

"The key to life is finding what makes you happy and doing it."

"Life is about the journey, not just the destination."

"I believe in living each day as if it were my last."

"Life is precious, which is why I must end yours."

"Life's too short to be pushy-footed about things!"

"Life is like a deck chair - if you don't put it up yourself, someone else will."

"I think I have a psychological problem."

"You're a foul ball in the line drive of life, Charlie Brown."

"That's the way the ball bounces."

"I can't help it - I'm just this way."

"Rats! This is the worst day of my life."

"I got a rock."

"Life is full of surprises, but I'm not sure they're all good."

"I may be small, but my heart is huge."