Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"The best moments in life are often the unplanned ones."Frankie Howerd
"Life's too short for boring conversations."Frankie Howerd
"Life is full of surprises, but none as surprising as the fact that we're alive at all."Spike Milligan
"I wanted to be an actor, but life had other plans—mostly involving disappointment."Spike Milligan
"We are all born confused and most of us die that way."Spike Milligan
"The greatest tragedy is a life unlived."Spike Milligan
"You have to embrace the chaos and find meaning within it."Terry Gilliam
"The only constant in life is the absurdity of existence itself."Terry Gilliam
"Life is a constant battle between being true to yourself and adapting to survive."Peter Sellers
"I've learned that you cannot separate the actor from the man, though we all try."Peter Sellers
"Life is the ultimate improv—you must commit fully while knowing you're making it up."Peter Sellers
"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42."John Cleese
"The key to a good life is to have loads of experiences and to think about them."John Cleese
"What's the point of being an adult if you can't be childish sometimes?"John Cleese
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."John Cleese
"The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe."John Cleese
"If you don't want to get old, don't mellow."John Cleese
"The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be."John Cleese
"Life is about creating yourself."John Cleese
"Life is what you make it. Always has been. Always will be."John Cleese
"The trouble with life is you don't know if you're coming or going half the time."Frankie Howerd
"The best moments in life are often the ones nobody planned."Frankie Howerd
"Life is what happens while you're making better plans for it"Tony Hancock
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans, so you might as well laugh."Eric Idle
"Life's too short to hold grudges or miss the funny moments."Eric Idle
"Life's like a box of sanitation department uniforms - you never know what you're gonna get."Redd Foxx
"The biggest lie we tell ourselves is that we'll do it tomorrow."Redd Foxx
"Life gives you what you need, not always what you want."Redd Foxx
"We are all works in progress, and the editing process never truly ends."Terry Gilliam
"We're all living in a story someone else is narrating."Terry Gilliam