Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Life is like a box of donuts - eventually you're going to get a hole in you."
George Lopez
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"Your story matters because you're still writing it."
George Lopez
"Life is full of surprises, and the best thing you can do is accept them gracefully."
Steve Martin
"The pursuit of perfection is often the enemy of progress."
Steve Martin
"Life is a work in progress, and that's the beauty of it."
Steve Martin
"Life is a journey, not a destination to rush toward."
Dick Van Dyke
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
Johnny Carson
"I'm not afraid of death. What I'm more afraid of is wasting my life."
Johnny Carson
"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."
Johnny Carson
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."
Johnny Carson
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"You know, it's funny how life works. You think you have everything figured out, and then it all changes."
George Lopez
"The measure of a person is not their success, but how they treat those beneath them."
Mel Brooks
"Chaos is a natural state of being. You have to create order within the chaos."
Steve Martin
"Life is a series of improvisations; you have to roll with it."
Dick Van Dyke
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"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
Carl Reiner
"Life is too short to be serious all the time."
Don Rickles
"Life is like a box of chocolates, mine's usually empty."
Don Rickles
"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."
Steve Martin
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"Life is precious, and people are precious."
Carol Burnett
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
Johnny Carson
"The purpose of life is not to arrive at death in perfect condition, but to slide in sideways, worn out and happy."
Johnny Carson
"Life is too short to be boring, so have fun with it every single day."
Mel Brooks
"If you're quiet, you're not living. I like to make noise."
Mel Brooks
"Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the ride."
Mel Brooks
"Your legacy is not what you accumulate, but what you inspire in others."
Mel Brooks
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"Life is too short to spend it doing things that don't make you laugh"
Carl Reiner
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"The moments that matter most are often the smallest ones"
Carl Reiner
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"The legacy you leave is built from thousands of small decisions"
Carl Reiner
"Life is too short to spend it being miserable. Make people laugh, even if it's at your expense."
Don Rickles
"Life gives you material if you're paying attention. The trick is using it right."
Don Rickles