Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
Mae West
"The score never interested me, only the game."
Mae West
"I'm always a woman, even when I'm a bad one."
Mae West
"I have a hard time with moderation in all things."
Mae West
"I have no regrets, because I've done everything I wanted to do."
Mae West
B
"Life is like a box of cigars—you never know what you're going to get."
Bob Hope
J
"My manner of living is plain and I don't mean to change it."
Jack Benny
J
"Well, I'm like the scotch whisky—I improve with age."
Jack Benny
J
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."
Jack Benny
J
"Youth is wasted on the young because they don't know how to appreciate it."
Jack Benny
J
"Life is a journey, not a destination; enjoy the ride."
Jack Benny
W
"If I had a shot at immortality, I'd pass on it."
W.C. Fields
W
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
W.C. Fields
W
"It's a funny old world—a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive."
W.C. Fields
W
"Some things are better than life. There's got to be something better than life."
W.C. Fields
L
"The secret of staying young is to never have old thoughts."
Lucille Ball
L
"I believe in living life to the fullest every single day."
Lucille Ball
L
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Lucille Ball
"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."
Laurel and Hardy
"The journey is more important than the destination."
Laurel and Hardy
"The party was not as good as parties I've been to, and it was not as bad as some of the others."
Groucho Marx
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."
Groucho Marx
"The secret to life is trying new things and laughing often."
Groucho Marx
"The key to a good life is not to work so hard that you miss enjoying it."
Groucho Marx
B
"Life is like a golf course; you're bound to get a few bad lies along the way."
Bob Hope
"One day at a time"
Laurel and Hardy
"Character is destiny"
Laurel and Hardy
"Life is what you make of it"
Laurel and Hardy
B
"Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching."
Buster Keaton
B
"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."
Buster Keaton