Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"The best part of growing up is discovering who you really are."Barney
"Hello, Joe. I'm feeling kind of down today."Droopy
"That's life, I suppose."Droopy
"Life rewards those who refuse to accept defeat as final."Underdog
"Life's too short to be boring, baby!"Screwy Squirrel
"The best day is the one you didn't plan for."Screwy Squirrel
"The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability, and I hate it."Squidward Tentacles
"Why must I share my air with so many inferior beings?"Squidward Tentacles
"SpongeBob is proof that stupidity is contagious."Squidward Tentacles
"Life is short - make your money count!"Mr. Krabs
"I'm not just a pink starfish, I'm a way of life."Patrick Star
"The meaning of life is to live it fully."Patrick Star
"I'm afraid that's just how life is."Droopy
"Life goes on regardless."Droopy
"I'm living my best life under the sea."SpongeBob SquarePants
"Life teaches us through every moment."Barney
"Life's too short to not laugh at yourself, pal."Heckle and Jeckle
"Life's a journey, not a destination - so enjoy the flight!"Heckle and Jeckle
"I'm not a loser, I'm just surrounded by them."Squidward Tentacles
"Life is a long, sad affair."Droopy
"How very sad."Droopy
"Life is not a bowl of cherries."Droopy
"That's life, friend."Droopy
"I must say, life is quite dreary."Droopy
"Life's greatest lesson is humility."Droopy
"Forever and ever, I'll be sad."Droopy
"Life is but a long goodbye."Droopy
"Life taught me that the squeaky wheel gets the promotion—and a raise."Mr. Krabs
"Life's too short not to make as much money as possible."Mr. Krabs
"Life's too short to be serious all the time."Woody Woodpecker