Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"The best part of growing up is discovering who you really are."
Barney
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"Hello, Joe. I'm feeling kind of down today."
Droopy
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"That's life, I suppose."
Droopy
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"Life rewards those who refuse to accept defeat as final."
Underdog
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"Life's too short to be boring, baby!"
Screwy Squirrel
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"The best day is the one you didn't plan for."
Screwy Squirrel
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"The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability, and I hate it."
Squidward Tentacles
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"Why must I share my air with so many inferior beings?"
Squidward Tentacles
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"SpongeBob is proof that stupidity is contagious."
Squidward Tentacles
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"Life is short - make your money count!"
Mr. Krabs
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"I'm not just a pink starfish, I'm a way of life."
Patrick Star
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"The meaning of life is to live it fully."
Patrick Star
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"I'm afraid that's just how life is."
Droopy
D
"Life goes on regardless."
Droopy
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"I'm living my best life under the sea."
SpongeBob SquarePants
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"Life teaches us through every moment."
Barney
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"Life's too short to not laugh at yourself, pal."
Heckle and Jeckle
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"Life's a journey, not a destination - so enjoy the flight!"
Heckle and Jeckle
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"I'm not a loser, I'm just surrounded by them."
Squidward Tentacles
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"Life is a long, sad affair."
Droopy
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"How very sad."
Droopy
D
"Life is not a bowl of cherries."
Droopy
D
"That's life, friend."
Droopy
D
"I must say, life is quite dreary."
Droopy
D
"Life's greatest lesson is humility."
Droopy
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"Forever and ever, I'll be sad."
Droopy
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"Life is but a long goodbye."
Droopy
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"Life taught me that the squeaky wheel gets the promotion—and a raise."
Mr. Krabs
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"Life's too short not to make as much money as possible."
Mr. Krabs
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"Life's too short to be serious all the time."
Woody Woodpecker