Life Quotes

"We're all broken in some way. That's what makes us human."

"Half of life is showing up. The other half is being present."

"You're a human being first, an entertainer second."

"The world needs you to be authentically you, not a copy of someone else."

"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."

"Real life is filled with mundane decisions that nobody really cares about."

"It's always something."

"Life is just a series of increasingly complicated decisions."

"The pursuit of perfection is what keeps us from actually living."

"I think the key to life is to embrace your weirdness and find people who celebrate it with you."

"Life is too short to hold grudges, but it's long enough to remember why they mattered."

"Life is not about the destination, it's about the people you meet on the way."

"I'm a simple man with a complex life."

"We are all works in progress, forever becoming."

"Legacy is what we leave behind."

"When you're 30, you realize you're not going to be a rock star or a movie star. That's just not going to happen."

"Nobody knows what they're doing. Everybody's just guessing."

"Life is the sum of your choices, not your circumstances."

"Life is about growth, and I'm constantly trying to grow as a person and as an artist."

"The journey is more important than the destination."

"Life is both a gift and a responsibility to live it well."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but funnier and with better punchlines"

"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken"

"Find out who you are and be that person. That's what I know for sure"

"Life is a journey, and I want to make mine meaningful"

"Never follow anybody else's path, it doesn't lead where you want to go"

"Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated"

"Life is precious. Love is precious. Comedy is precious."

"Just when you think you've lost everything, you discover you can lose more."

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat."