Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Man, life's too short not to enjoy a good snack."
Shaggy Rogers
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"Zoinks! Life's greatest mystery is where all the food goes."
Shaggy Rogers
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"I don't regret my choices, even the painful ones."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"My career taught me that life is theater, and we're all performers."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"I'm just a girl trying to figure out who I am in this crazy world."
Sarah Lynn
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"Addiction steals your future."
Sarah Lynn
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"Life is too short for fake people."
Sarah Lynn
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"The journey is more important than the destination."
Sarah Lynn
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"I'm still figuring it all out."
Sarah Lynn
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, except it's a house, and the chocolates are dogs."
Mr. Peanutbutter
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"The best thing about life is sharing it with others."
Mr. Peanutbutter
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"Maybe the point isn't to be happy all the time. Maybe the point is just to be here."
Diane Nguyen
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"Some days you're just trying to survive, and that's okay."
Diane Nguyen
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"You can't control how your story ends, only how you live it."
Diane Nguyen
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"Life's a bitch, and then you die. But at least I got my name in the credits."
Herb Kazzaz
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"The key to a good life is low expectations and high alcohol tolerance."
Herb Kazzaz
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"Life is about the journey, not the destination, man."
Todd Chavez
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"Life is a series of opportunities disguised as obstacles."
Princess Carolyn
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"The only constant in life is change. Everything else is temporary."
Princess Carolyn
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"The world doesn't owe you anything. You have to take what you want."
Princess Carolyn
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"Life is about the connections we make, not the things we accumulate."
Hollyhock
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"Life is both fleeting and precious."
Hollyhock
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"Life doesn't owe you anything, so you better make something of yourself."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"Life is a series of choices, and each one matters."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"I've learned that the smallest moments often have the biggest impact."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"Life is too short to spend it with people who don't value you."
Character Actress Margo Martindale
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"I'm just a girl trying to make it in this crazy world, you know?"
Sarah Lynn
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"Sometimes I feel like I'm the main character in a tragedy."
Sarah Lynn
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"I want to matter, but I don't know how to make that happen."
Sarah Lynn
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"Like, man, food is the most important thing in life!"
Shaggy Rogers