Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

22520 quotes

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"When you get sad, you run away. But it always catches up to you."
BoJack Horseman
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"Everybody's trying to get somewhere. That's what they do."
BoJack Horseman
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"I'm just trying not to screw this up."
BoJack Horseman
B
"It's so hard to be alive sometimes."
BoJack Horseman
B
"The past is done. But I keep living in it."
BoJack Horseman
B
"But you gotta make a choice. You can't just exist."
BoJack Horseman
B
"Sometimes there are no good choices. Just bad ones and worse ones."
BoJack Horseman
B
"That's the real tragedy - not dying, but wasting your life."
BoJack Horseman
B
"We're all just trying to survive."
BoJack Horseman
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"Three adult things happened to me today."
Vincent Adultman
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"I have the football under one arm and the business briefcase under the other."
Vincent Adultman
V
"I went to the business-mart and businessmarted."
Vincent Adultman
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"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans, so you might as well make them fabulous."
Kitty Forman
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"Life is too short to wear uncomfortable shoes."
Kitty Forman
R
"Life is about hard work and discipline."
Red Forman
R
"Life doesn't owe you anything."
Red Forman
R
"Sometimes you gotta play the cards you're dealt."
Red Forman
R
"Life is about doing your duty."
Red Forman
R
"Life's about making tough choices."
Red Forman
R
"Life's about honor and integrity."
Red Forman
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"Life's too short to hold grudges."
Bob Pinciotti
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"At the end of the day, it's about living with no regrets."
Bob Pinciotti
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"Man, life is like a good record - you gotta flip it over to get the B-side."
Fez
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"Life is about making the right connections at the right time."
Princess Carolyn
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"Life rewards those who are willing to take chances."
Princess Carolyn
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"Life is like a song, man. You gotta find your own rhythm."
Leo
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"Life's too short to hold grudges, dude."
Leo
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"Life's too short to wear last season's clothes."
Jackie Burkhart
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"Life is a fashion show, and I'm the main event."
Jackie Burkhart
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"Life's biggest lesson? It's not all about you."
Jackie Burkhart