Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

22520 quotes

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"Life is happening between the commercials."
Abed Nadir
A
"Life isn't about getting everything right. It's about becoming who you're meant to be."
Annie Edison
A
"Life is too short for regrets."
Annie Edison
D
"You can't just expect life to hand you a uniform and call you a man."
Dean Pelton
D
"To truly live, you must accept change and embrace it."
Dean Pelton
D
"Life is too short to spend it being anyone but yourself."
Dean Pelton
B
"Life is messy and complicated, and that's okay."
Britta Perry
T
"Life is about taking chances and discovering who you really are."
Troy Barnes
S
"Life is what we make of it through our choices."
Shirley Bennett
P
"You can't just skip ahead in life. You have to experience every embarrassing moment."
Pierce Hawthorne
J
"You can't just skip ahead to the good part of life."
Jeff Winger
J
"Life is what happens while you're making other plans."
Jeff Winger
S
"Life is like conjugating verbs - it's all about tense and timing."
Senor Chang
S
"My life is a series of questionable decisions punctuated by worse ones."
Senor Chang
B
"You can't just skip ahead to the good part of life."
Britta Perry
T
"Life is short, make it awesome"
Troy Barnes
T
"Life is too short for boring television."
Tom Jeter
A
"Life is television. We're all just watching it happen."
Abed Nadir
A
"The real world is less interesting because it doesn't have a writers' room."
Abed Nadir
D
"Life is like a Sting album—nobody really understands it, but everyone pretends to."
Dean Pelton
D
"Life's greatest lesson: always have a backup outfit in your office."
Dean Pelton
S
"Life is too complicated to judge others harshly."
Shirley Bennett
S
"Life teaches us more than any textbook ever could."
Shirley Bennett
P
"Age is just a number, and mine's unlisted."
Pierce Hawthorne
P
"I've lived more than most people ever will."
Pierce Hawthorne
P
"Life is a beautiful thing when you're living it right."
Pierce Hawthorne
J
"Life's too short to write bad television."
Jack Rudolph
J
"We're all just trying to do the best we can with what we've got."
Jack Rudolph
J
"Life's too short to hold grudges."
Jeff Winger
J
"We're all just trying to figure it out as we go."
Jeff Winger