Love Quotes

"You are a five-star man, and I love you."

"Love conquers all."

"I've learned that the best relationships are the ones where you can be yourself."

"Love makes you do crazy things, and that's okay."

"Love is the only investment that always pays dividends."

"Love is a beautiful thing, but it's also dangerous as hell."

"I deserve love and affection just like anyone else."

"I deserve someone who actually cares about me."

"Love is just a word until someone makes it real for you."

"Love is just chemicals in your brain making you stupid."

"Love is a lie they tell you to keep you compliant."

"Love? I've only ever experienced its cruelty."

"Love isn't what you're doing. It's obsession."

"Love is earned. You've earned nothing but contempt."

"I love the smell of the waitress in the morning"

"The waitress is the one, man"

"I'm gonna love again"

"If I can't screw, then what's this all about anyway?"

"Love makes us vulnerable, but that's what makes it real."

"Love is the most powerful force in the universe."

"Love is a lot like delivering mail - sometimes it gets lost, sometimes it arrives damaged, but when it's right, it's perfect."

"Love makes you do crazy things, but that's what makes it worth it."

"I love these guys so much."

"I deserve to be loved and respected."

"Love is just another thing you'll all ruin for me."

"Love is something I've learned not to expect here."

"Sing me a song about the waitress"

"The waitress loves me, I can tell"

"I respect the waitress, that's why I love her"

"I believe in the power of love"