Love Quotes

The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.

26844 quotes

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"I choose love over fear."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Love changes you in ways you never expect."
Shoshanna Shapiro
T
"My heart just broke into a thousand pieces, and I hate all of you."
Tina Belcher
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"The only way to know if you're in love is to write a song about them."
Tina Belcher
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"My love is like the ocean - it's deep, it's dark, and it smells like fish."
Tina Belcher
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"I don't have time for regular crushes. Mine are always complicated."
Tina Belcher
T
"The greatest love story ever told is the one between me and my fantasies."
Tina Belcher
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"Love is when someone accepts your weird percussion obsession and doesn't judge you for it."
Gene Belcher
G
"Love is when your family buys you better drumsticks without you asking."
Gene Belcher
B
"I love this restaurant more than most people love their families."
Bob Belcher
B
"Linda makes me believe in things I didn't know I could believe in."
Bob Belcher
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"I love what I do because it matters to people."
Teddy
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"Love isn't just romantic, it's about caring for others."
Teddy
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"Love is like a good sauce—it takes time, patience, and the right ingredients."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Love is messy and complicated and I'm not sure I believe in it anymore."
Jessa Joffe
J
"Love makes you do stupid things even when you know better."
Jessa Joffe
S
"True love means accepting someone completely, flaws and all."
Shoshanna Shapiro
S
"Love changes you in ways you can't predict."
Shoshanna Shapiro
M
"I don't know how to be loved properly."
Marnie Michaels
M
"I want to matter to someone."
Marnie Michaels
M
"I don't know how to love without trying to control."
Marnie Michaels
L
"Love is complicated, but family is complicated too, so I guess that's just life."
Louise Belcher
L
"Love is messy and complicated and worth it."
Louise Belcher
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"Ugh, I have a crush on Jimmy Pesto's son even though my dad hates Jimmy Pesto, which makes everything infinitely more complicated."
Tina Belcher
B
"A good burger is like a good relationship - it takes time and care."
Bob Belcher
B
"My wife is my partner in everything."
Bob Belcher
B
"I worry because I care."
Bob Belcher
L
"Love is messy and complicated, but so is a good Bloody Mary, and I make those all the time."
Linda Belcher
L
"I'm gonna touch your face because that's how I show affection."
Linda Belcher
L
"Love someone who accepts all your weird parts without trying to fix you."
Linda Belcher