Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

J
"Money buys stuff, but stuff doesn't buy happiness."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Money's complicated, man."
Jason Penopolis
B
"Money is very important in life. Almost as important as wife."
Borat
B
"In America, people very obsessed with money. In Kazakhstan, we not so much - we have none."
Borat
C
"Money's important, but not as important as people think. You need enough, then it doesn't matter."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Money's a tool. Don't let it become your purpose."
Coach McGuirk
P
"Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
Pickle Rick
M
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy freedom."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Money is important, but relationships are priceless."
Mr. Poopybutthole
B
"I've realized that money can't buy happiness, but it buys freedom."
Beth Smith
J
"Money is important, but it's not everything."
Jessica
J
"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys options."
Jessica
S
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes things easier."
Summer Smith
S
"Money is important, but it's not everything."
Summer Smith
J
"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps."
Jerry Smith
A
"Money don't buy happiness but it buys Da Ali G Show merchandise"
Ali G
A
"Money can't buy love but it can buy respect"
Ali G
M
"I don't think money matters as much as you think."
Morty Smith
B
"Money is important, but happiness is more important."
Borat
R
"Money doesn't matter when nothing matters."
Rick Sanchez
M
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps with comfort."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Money is just a tool for living better."
Mr. Poopybutthole
P
"Money is freedom with a price tag."
Pickle Rick
P
"Money buys freedom, and freedom buys everything else."
Pickle Rick
B
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy peace of mind."
Beth Smith
B
"Financial security provides freedom to be yourself."
Beth Smith
J
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure buys options."
Jessica
J
"Money is a means to freedom, nothing more."
Jessica
J
"Money isn't everything, but stability helps."
Jerry Smith
S
"I think money is overrated anyway."
Summer Smith