Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys everything else that matters."
Mr. Krabs
M
"The customer's wallet is my favorite customer."
Mr. Krabs
M
"The real treasure isn't friendship or love—it's liquid assets."
Mr. Krabs
W
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy birdseed."
Woody Woodpecker
W
"Money means nothing without memories to spend it on."
Woody Woodpecker
P
"Money can't buy happiness."
Patrick Star
U
"Money cannot buy what truly matters in life."
Underdog
U
"Money is a means, not an end."
Underdog
P
"Money cannot buy ze treasures of ze heart."
Pepé Le Pew
P
"Wealth means nothing without health and happiness."
Pepé Le Pew
H
"Money can't buy the kind of friendship we have."
Heckle and Jeckle
H
"Money talks, but friendship sings."
Heckle and Jeckle
D
"Money cannot buy happiness, only different kinds of sadness."
Droopy
D
"Money makes us sadder, just in nicer places."
Droopy
W
"Money can't buy happiness, but kindness can."
Woody Woodpecker
T
"Money can't buy what truly matters."
Tweety
S
"Money can't buy what I really want - that wabbit!"
Sylvester
S
"Money follows passion; passion never follows money."
Sylvester
S
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy acorns, which is basically the same thing!"
Screwy Squirrel
S
"Money talks - but I prefer the language of absurdity!"
Screwy Squirrel
J
"Money can't buy you safety from a cat."
Jerry
J
"Money means nothing without safety."
Jerry
F
"Money's nice, but you can't eat greenbacks, son."
Foghorn Leghorn
F
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy corn feed, which is close."
Foghorn Leghorn
T
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better mousetraps."
Tom
T
"Money spent on mousetraps is money well invested."
Tom
P
"Money cannot buy ze treasure of true love."
Pepé Le Pew
P
"Money cannot measure ze worth of a devoted heart."
Pepé Le Pew
W
"Money doesn't matter as much as doing what makes your heart sing."
Woody Woodpecker
W
"Money comes and goes, but memories last forever."
Woody Woodpecker