Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money isn't everything – although a good postal salary certainly helps."
Cliff Clavin
C
"Money matters in life, but purpose matters more."
Cliff Clavin
W
"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps pay the bills."
Woody Boyd
W
"Money is important, but it's not the most important thing."
Woody Boyd
S
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy drinks, and that's close enough."
Sam Malone
S
"Money matters, but so does knowing how to spend it."
Sam Malone
D
"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."
Diane Chambers
D
"Money cannot buy the things that truly matter."
Diane Chambers
F
"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps."
Frasier Crane
F
"Wealth is temporary, values are eternal."
Frasier Crane
C
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better life."
Carla Tortelli
C
"Money matters because it gives you choices."
Carla Tortelli
T
"Money would solve all my problems, but I'll never have enough."
The Waitress
T
"Your money doesn't impress me - it just shows your privilege."
The Waitress
T
"Money and happiness aren't connected in my experience."
The Waitress
R
"Money isn't everything, but it certainly helps when you're as discerning as I am."
Rebecca Howe
R
"Money is necessary for maintaining my lifestyle, which is non-negotiable."
Rebecca Howe
N
"I've learned that money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery a lot more comfortable."
Norm Peterson
N
"Money is the root of all evil, and I'd do anything for some."
Norm Peterson
L
"Money is a tool, nothing more or less."
Lilith Sternin
R
"Money can't buy happiness, but poverty guarantees misery."
Rickety Cricket
D
"Money is merely a tool, not a measure of worth."
Diane Chambers
D
"Money cannot buy what matters most."
Diane Chambers
T
"Can you just pay your tab?"
The Waitress
T
"This job pays nothing."
The Waitress
C
"Money can't buy the kind of wisdom I possess."
Cliff Clavin
C
"Money matters less when you have the wealth of knowledge."
Cliff Clavin
S
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps you look good while you're sad."
Sam Malone
S
"Money is just a tool - what matters is what you build with it."
Sam Malone
F
"I'm a man of means, of substantial means."
Frank Reynolds