Money Quotes
Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.
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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."George Michael Bluth
"I'm not willing to throw away my life savings."George Michael Bluth
"There's always money in the banana stand."Michael Bluth
"Money solves some problems, but it creates others."Michael Bluth
"Money is just a tool—what matters is how you use it."Michael Bluth
"Money can't buy happiness, but it definitely helps."Janice Litman
"Money is just a tool; what matters is how you use it."Janice Litman
"There's always money in the banana stand."Tobias Fünke
"Money is a tool, not a master."Tobias Fünke
"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"Lindsay Bluth
"My time with you has been precious. How much is it worth?"Lindsay Bluth
"There's always money in the banana stand."Lindsay Bluth
"It's not about the money... Actually, it is about the money."Lindsay Bluth
"Money can't buy me love, but it can rent it."Lindsay Bluth
"I have a feeling I've been very generous in the past and I can afford to be less than forthcoming now."Lucille Bluth
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy silence."Lucille Bluth
"There's always money in the banana stand."George Michael Bluth
"Where is my money going?"George Michael Bluth
"Money is a tool, not a goal. Use it wisely."Gunther
"Use money as a means to live well, not to prove your worth."Gunther
"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps when you're trying to escape your family."Maeby Fünke
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy really good fake happiness."Maeby Fünke
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys security."Toby Flenderson
"Money is the root of all evil, and I love evil."Toby Flenderson
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure doesn't hurt."Creed Bratton
"Money isn't everything, but it helps."Janice Litman
"Money is important, but it's not everything in life."Oscar Martinez
"I'm rich."Lucille Bluth
"There's always money in the banana stand."Lucille Bluth
"It's not about the money. Well, it's a little about the money."Toby Flenderson