Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."
George Michael Bluth
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"I'm not willing to throw away my life savings."
George Michael Bluth
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
Michael Bluth
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"Money solves some problems, but it creates others."
Michael Bluth
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"Money is just a tool—what matters is how you use it."
Michael Bluth
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it definitely helps."
Janice Litman
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"Money is just a tool; what matters is how you use it."
Janice Litman
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
Tobias Fünke
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"Money is a tool, not a master."
Tobias Fünke
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"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
Lindsay Bluth
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"My time with you has been precious. How much is it worth?"
Lindsay Bluth
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
Lindsay Bluth
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"It's not about the money... Actually, it is about the money."
Lindsay Bluth
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"Money can't buy me love, but it can rent it."
Lindsay Bluth
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"I have a feeling I've been very generous in the past and I can afford to be less than forthcoming now."
Lucille Bluth
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy silence."
Lucille Bluth
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
George Michael Bluth
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"Where is my money going?"
George Michael Bluth
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"Money is a tool, not a goal. Use it wisely."
Gunther
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"Use money as a means to live well, not to prove your worth."
Gunther
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"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps when you're trying to escape your family."
Maeby Fünke
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy really good fake happiness."
Maeby Fünke
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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys security."
Toby Flenderson
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"Money is the root of all evil, and I love evil."
Toby Flenderson
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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure doesn't hurt."
Creed Bratton
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"Money isn't everything, but it helps."
Janice Litman
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"Money is important, but it's not everything in life."
Oscar Martinez
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"I'm rich."
Lucille Bluth
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
Lucille Bluth
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"It's not about the money. Well, it's a little about the money."
Toby Flenderson