Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money is important, but it's not everything."
J. Peterman
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"Money can't buy happiness."
Estelle Costanza
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"Money follows success."
Estelle Costanza
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"Why does it always have to be about money with you?"
George Costanza
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"That's a four-hundred-dollar couch."
George Costanza
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bourbon, which is close enough."
Edna Krabappel
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"Money makes the world go around—straight into the bank."
Edna Krabappel
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"Money isn't everything."
Newman
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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys order and efficiency."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Money spent on education is money well invested in society's future."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Money talks, nobody walks."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Money isn't everything, but it's up there with oxygen."
Estelle Costanza
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"Money doesn't buy happiness."
Estelle Costanza
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"Money is not the goal; it is the byproduct of providing genuine value."
J. Peterman
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"The pursuit of money is hollow; the pursuit of excellence is noble."
J. Peterman
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"Money doesn't matter to me."
Newman
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"Fifty dollars! That's a lot of money!"
George Costanza
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"Money doesn't motivate me."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"I'd like to save my money for more important things."
Frank Costanza
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps you enjoy your misery."
Edna Krabappel
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"Money would solve most of my problems, which is depressing."
Edna Krabappel
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"Money? It's just paper. What matters is the experience."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Money comes and goes, but memories last forever."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps a little."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Money matters, but people matter more."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Money is merely a tool for expressing one's vision."
J. Peterman
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"Money follows excellence, not the pursuit of money."
J. Peterman
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"Money is a tool, not a master."
Maz Kanata
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"Money follows purpose; purpose should never follow money."
Maz Kanata
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"The strong take what they desire without apology."
Darth Maul