Music Quotes

The universal language. Musicians and listeners on why rhythm and melody move us like nothing else.

12643 quotes

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"The saxophone is my voice."
Lisa Simpson
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"Music to my ears is the sound of chaos."
Bart Simpson
B
"Music is what plays while you're pranking."
Bart Simpson
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"Music and alcohol—the only two things that make sense."
Moe Szyslak
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"Music is the only thing that doesn't lie to me."
Moe Szyslak
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"Music can be a beautiful form of worship."
Ned Flanders
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"Music that uplifts is a gift from heaven."
Ned Flanders
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"Music soothes even the fussiest baby"
Maggie Simpson
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"Music soothes the soul, but beer soothes it better."
Barney Gumble
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"Music to my ears is the sound of a frying pan striking flesh."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Music and violence—the perfect duet."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Music to my ears is the sound of applause and cash registers!"
Krusty the Clown
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"The beauty of jazz is that you can make mistakes on purpose and it's okay."
Lisa Simpson
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"Putting together a band is like building a family."
Lisa Simpson
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"Music is the universal language."
Lisa Simpson
M
"Music? Only if it's the sound of coins dropping into my vault."
Mr. Burns
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"The best melodies are those sung by my workers in the nuclear plant."
Mr. Burns
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"Music makes the world go round."
Bart Simpson
M
"Music soothes the soul at any age"
Maggie Simpson
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"Music speaks when words can't"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Music has a way of soothing the soul."
Marge Simpson
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"Music soothes the savage beast, but not my customers."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Music is the universal language I don't speak."
Moe Szyslak
N
"Music is the language of the angels."
Ned Flanders
N
"Music soothes the soul and lifts the spirit high."
Ned Flanders
B
"I've been in more bands than most people have had jobs."
Barney Gumble
B
"Music is the only language I truly understand."
Barney Gumble
I
"Music to my ears is the sound of a mouse screaming."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"My music is the symphony of chaos."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Music is my escape from reality."
Lisa Simpson