Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophical questions are important. I have the answers."

"If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be visionary"

"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"

"Parks and recreation are not a municipal priority."

"I don't believe in recycling. Efficiency creates waste."

"I do not support abortion. I support shooting that doctor."

"I do not like most people."

"A man should never dance."

"I do not understand why people insist on sharing their feelings."

"Adventure is just another word for poor planning."

"I have built a life on principles and whiskey."

"I do not accept criticism."

"Science is just a liberal hoax."

"I do not believe in therapy."

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. I prefer to call it being consistent."

"You can't control everything, but you can control your effort."

"I've built my life on principles and profit."

"I'm not a real person. I'm a neural net processor. A learning computer."

"I have very strong opinions about things that don't matter."

"I'm not angry, I'm just deeply disappointed in humanity."

"I have learned that people are inherently selfish."

"Philosophy is for philosophers who can't make real money."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"Schrute is not just a name. It's a philosophy."

"Philosophy without action is just pretty words."

"Philosophy without passion is just fancy nonsense."

"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff too hard."

"Philosophy is just common sense that no one applies."

"Philosophy is the pursuit of understanding life itself."

"I work hard and I play hard. That's my philosophy."