Philosophy Quotes

"I love people, but I hate most of their deeds"

"The only absolute certainty is doubt itself"

"You got to be crazy to live here."

"That's some catch, that Catch-22."

"You can't have a lasting civilization without plenty of pleasant vices."

"Until they become conscious they will never rebel."

"You can't fix crazy with rules."

"The more civilized we become, the more unhappy we are"

"If there is no immortality, then there is no virtue"

"I think the devil doesn't exist, but man has created him; he has created him in his own image and likeness"

"Nothing is absolute; everything flows."

"Fighting the system only makes it stronger."

"Art, science—you seem to forget they're dangerous."

"If there is no God, then everything is permitted."

"I think the devil doesn't exist, but man has created him; he has created him in his own image and likeness."

"Doubt is the mother of all philosophy."

"No idea is worth the tears of a single tortured child."

"The more I love humanity in general, the less I love man in particular."

"Cruelty is the most fundamental principle of nature."

"Reason alone cannot explain the mysteries of existence."

"Mother, monogamy, motherhood. There's always been something fishy about it."

"Stability. Of course, stability. But who wants to be conscious of stability?"

"Self-denial is not our policy."

"A person is smart. People are dumb."

"Man cannot live by bread alone, but by meaning"

"Everybody's crazy. It just depends on what cage you're in."

"The world don't care if you're crazy or not, long as you pay your debts."

"Sometimes being crazy is the only sane response to an insane world."

"The Devil is bound to take interest in humanity since God is always looking the other way"

"Anything worth dying for is certainly worth lying for."