Philosophy Quotes

"I learned early that perfection is the enemy of authenticity in character and in character building."

"Philosophy is wondering about the obvious."

"What we think, we become."

"Your beliefs become your thoughts, your thoughts become your words."

"The measure of a person isn't their successes but how they handle failure."

"Philosophy without humor is just preaching."

"I don't know how your opinions are formed, but I'm willing to bet that they're not based on anything."

"That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it."

"I'm more into the philosophy of it all."

"Philosophy is what you discuss when you don't have anything funnier to say."

"Philosophy is thinking about nothing until your head hurts."

"The theater taught me that life is both a tragedy and a comedy."

"Philosophy helps us understand life."

"Philosophy teaches us how to live."

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought."

"An unexamined life is not worth living."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, especially our assumptions."

"You cannot serve two masters; choose your values carefully."

"You know what's interesting about Bill Murray? He's one of those guys who's sort of ageless."

"You have to embrace the absurdity of life sometimes."

"Philosophy is just common sense elevated."

"Philosophy is asking the right questions"

"Philosophy is asking questions that have no answers."

"Philosophy without action is just noise."

"The more you observe, the more you realize that you don't know anything."

"The Lord gave us two ends: one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then it's been a toss-up which one we used."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, which is what good comedy does."

"In the beginning, there was nothing, and it exploded."

"An idea is interesting when it is new, not necessarily when it is true."

"Philosophy guides us toward truth."