Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, including ourselves."

"Philosophy without action is just expensive thinking."

"A person is smart. People are dumb."

"Philosophy asks the big questions; experience provides the answers."

"Philosophy teaches us that the examined life is the richest life."

"I try to be cynical, but it all comes out as pure idealism."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, what's telling me that?"

"I believe that almost all human conflict comes from people taking themselves too seriously."

"What if there is no audience, what if you're just speaking into the void?"

"I believe that evolution happens not in the body but in consciousness."

"I prefer to think of myself as a natural philosopher rather than a stand-up comedian."

"Philosophy is the art of questioning your own assumptions."

"We are all on this Earth to help others; what on Earth the others are here for, I have no idea."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"Philosophy teaches us to question everything. I question why I'm even alive."

"Your thoughts create your reality."

"Philosophy is just fancy way of asking the questions we all wonder about."

"The only thing I believe in is the now."

"Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?"

"I wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in those bones and sinews and that kind of light?"

"Philosophy isn't just thinking; it's living with intention."

"Reality is a collective hunch."

"I'm always torn between wanting to improve things and wanting to let them fall apart."

"I find that when you open the door to the absurd, you can accept much more."

"I think we're all just trying to make sense of the chaos and create some meaning."

"Philosophy is just asking questions other people are too scared to ask."

"We all have darkness inside us, but we also have light."

"We're all just trying to figure out how to be human."

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who believe the world is divided into two kinds of people, and those who don't."