Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"I don't believe that everybody has a soul. I'm not sure that everybody's human."
Dave Chappelle
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"Philosophy teaches us how to live."
Dave Chappelle
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"I got a new car, so I drove it home. Then I thought, what's the point of anything?"
Lenny Bruce
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"The sickness is in the system, not in the person."
Lenny Bruce
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"The moment you make something illegal, you make it fascinating."
Lenny Bruce
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"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."
Dave Chappelle
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"Philosophy taught me to question everything I believe."
Richard Pryor
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"The soul is willing, but the mind is weak."
Robin Williams
"Philosophy helps us understand life better."
Eddie Murphy
"Philosophy questions what we think we know."
Eddie Murphy
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"Philosophy makes us question everything."
Chris Rock
"What is comedy but a reflection of humanity?"
Joan Rivers
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Joan Rivers
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"It's not a lie if you believe it."
Jerry Seinfeld
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"Why do we need a whole ritual for taking our clothes off?"
Jerry Seinfeld
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"We're living in a SOCIETY!"
Jerry Seinfeld
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"Life is about the details."
Jerry Seinfeld
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"Life is a series of tiny moments."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Philosophy is just asking better questions."
Eddie Murphy
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"Philosophy is the art of asking the right questions."
Dave Chappelle
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"Philosophy asks what we should do with our freedom."
Dave Chappelle
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"Scratch any cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist."
George Carlin
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"We're so self-important, so absolutely convinced of the importance of what we do."
George Carlin
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"Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist."
George Carlin
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"You never notice how fucked up your country is until you leave it."
George Carlin
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"If you think there's been progress, compare your beloved America to the Third World. They're the same place."
George Carlin
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"The unexamined life is not worth living."
Stephen Colbert
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"To be or not to be is not the question anymore."
Stephen Colbert
"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."
Eddie Murphy
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"Philosophy is the practice of asking better questions."
Chris Rock