Politics Quotes

"Politics shapes our collective future."

"Politics affects art, but art also affects politics - comedy is where those worlds collide."

"Politics reveals what we truly value as a society."

"Politics is the art of making people believe you're solving their problems."

"Politics often rewards those least fit to govern."

"Politics is the art of compromise, whether we like it or not."

"Politics is the ultimate comedy show where everyone thinks they're the star."

"Politics reveals character faster than any other arena."

"Politics should serve the people, not rule them."

"Politics is show business for ugly people."

"Politics is how we hurt each other legally."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."

"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, to see if you can swim."

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."

"The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the police search you."

"I never expected a politician to admit he was wrong."

"I tell you folks, all politics is apple sauce."

"I notice nothing gets by the movie censors. That's why the movies are such a big help to us in Congress."

"America is a great country. Where else can you start out sleeping under a bridge and end up in Congress?"

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."

"The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old ones."

"We could have a national debate on whether to have a national debate."

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

"When Congress makes a joke it's a law, and when they make a law it's a joke."

"Politics divides but conversation can bridge the gap"

"Politics is important but relationships are everything"

"Politics is a joke I didn't write but have to perform anyway."