Politics Quotes

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias."

"Politics is about choosing the lesser of evils sometimes."

"In America, they really do love you till the moment you lose. But if you're useful, they'll eat you alive."

"Politics is just people trying to convince other people that their way is best."

"Politics is the art of making people believe you're listening."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but the way to his vote is through his fears."

"Politics is the art of making people care about things that matter."

"Satire is the last refuge of the honest."

"Your vote is your voice."

"Politics is a game played by people who shouldn't be trusted with power."

"I've always been interested in politics and social issues affecting our society."

"Politics affects every aspect of our lives whether we engage with it or not."

"Politics at its best brings people together toward common goals."

"Politics is where people with strong opinions meet people who don't understand math"

"Politics divides people, but comedy brings them together."

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."

"Have you noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"

"Fracking is just a way for oil companies to destroy the earth faster."

"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

"I believe that voting is a civic responsibility that helps to sustain our democracy. So I vote with my middle finger."

"There are things about American culture that I find absolutely disgusting."

"I notice that all the people who are for abortion have already been born."

"The problem with nationalism is that it always implies that your country is better than someone else's."

"We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the ranch."

"Forget the politicians. They're all insane. But I'm used to it."

"Environmentalists are really just looking for an excuse to tell other people what to do."

"The only entertainment value in government is watching these people try to communicate."

"I don't believe in bipartisanship. I believe in being right."

"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders."

"The taboo against any criticism of Judaism is very interesting. You can criticize Christianity, but Judaism is off-limits."