Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should care about it."Randy Marsh
"Politics is too depressing to waste mental energy on."Daria Morgendorffer
"Politics is about compromise, not victory."Stan Smith
"Politics should serve the people, not the powerful."Stan Smith
"Politics affects all our lives."Sharon Marsh
"Stay informed about political matters."Sharon Marsh
"Politics is just business with better speeches."Cartman
"Politics is the art of getting what you want at others' expense."Garrison
"I think what we're dealing with here is systemic oppression, and we need to address it."PC Principal
"Politics is just people trying to decide how to live together."Butters Stotch
"Politics works best when people actually listen to each other."Butters Stotch
"Politics should be about helping people, not gaining power"Kenny McCormick
"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should care"Kenny McCormick
"Politics is a dirty game, and I'm pretty good at it."Randy Marsh
"Politics affects everyone, so pay attention."Stan Smith
"The problem with society is that nobody wants to engage with complex ideas."Kyle Broflovski
"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should understand it."Kyle Broflovski
"I don't negotiate with terrorists, but I am one."Cartman
"Politics is meaningless when death is the true ruler."Grim
"Politics is about who has the real power."Mandy
"Politics is complicated and everybody lies."Kenny McCormick
"Politicians are all the same basically."Kenny McCormick
"Politics is a dirty game"Randy Marsh
"Government needs to do better"Randy Marsh
"Politics affects every aspect of our lives."Stan Smith
"Politics should be about helping people, not just gaining influence."Irwin
"Hippies and the liberal media have destroyed this country."Cartman
"Politics can be quite complicated, you know."Muriel Bagge
"Politics divides, but humanity unites."Muriel Bagge
"Politics bores me. Damnation intrigues me."Grim