Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should care about it."
Randy Marsh
D
"Politics is too depressing to waste mental energy on."
Daria Morgendorffer
S
"Politics is about compromise, not victory."
Stan Smith
S
"Politics should serve the people, not the powerful."
Stan Smith
S
"Politics affects all our lives."
Sharon Marsh
S
"Stay informed about political matters."
Sharon Marsh
C
"Politics is just business with better speeches."
Cartman
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"Politics is the art of getting what you want at others' expense."
Garrison
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"I think what we're dealing with here is systemic oppression, and we need to address it."
PC Principal
B
"Politics is just people trying to decide how to live together."
Butters Stotch
B
"Politics works best when people actually listen to each other."
Butters Stotch
K
"Politics should be about helping people, not gaining power"
Kenny McCormick
K
"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should care"
Kenny McCormick
R
"Politics is a dirty game, and I'm pretty good at it."
Randy Marsh
S
"Politics affects everyone, so pay attention."
Stan Smith
K
"The problem with society is that nobody wants to engage with complex ideas."
Kyle Broflovski
K
"Politics affects everyone, so everyone should understand it."
Kyle Broflovski
C
"I don't negotiate with terrorists, but I am one."
Cartman
G
"Politics is meaningless when death is the true ruler."
Grim
M
"Politics is about who has the real power."
Mandy
K
"Politics is complicated and everybody lies."
Kenny McCormick
K
"Politicians are all the same basically."
Kenny McCormick
R
"Politics is a dirty game"
Randy Marsh
R
"Government needs to do better"
Randy Marsh
S
"Politics affects every aspect of our lives."
Stan Smith
I
"Politics should be about helping people, not just gaining influence."
Irwin
C
"Hippies and the liberal media have destroyed this country."
Cartman
M
"Politics can be quite complicated, you know."
Muriel Bagge
M
"Politics divides, but humanity unites."
Muriel Bagge
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"Politics bores me. Damnation intrigues me."
Grim