Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics is proof that nobody really knows what they're doing."
Creed Bratton
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"I'm not interested in politics. I'm interested in people doing their jobs."
Phyllis Vance
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"Politics is a messy business."
Poppie
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"Politics shapes our world."
Poppie
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"Politics shapes our society."
Newman
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"Politics is complicated."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Politics shapes the world."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Politics is a cesspool, and I'm drowning in it."
Stanley Hudson
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"Politics divides us, but humanity unites us."
Poppie
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"Politics is a dirty business, and I love it."
Newman
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"Politics is complicated."
Frank Costanza
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"Politics ruins good men. Commerce ennobles them."
J. Peterman
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"Politics is complicated."
Estelle Costanza
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"Politics is the only career where incompetence is rewarded."
Edna Krabappel
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"Politics proves that democracy is just mob rule with voting."
Edna Krabappel
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"Politics makes strange bedfellows."
Newman
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"I don't understand politics, but I vote straight Republican."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Politics affects education, and I monitor it closely from my office."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Politics shapes society."
Estelle Costanza
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"Politics may change, but good character transcends all ideologies."
J. Peterman
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"Politics divides us, but commerce, done properly, unites us."
J. Peterman
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"I've always been politically aware."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Politics: where lies go to die, slowly and painfully."
Edna Krabappel
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"Politics is why I drink during my lunch break."
Edna Krabappel
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"Politics? That's a game for the weak-minded."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Politics divides, but humanity unites."
Cosmo Kramer
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"Politics is complicated, and I don't understand it."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Politics matters, even if I don't get it."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Politics shapes nations; character shapes souls."
Maz Kanata
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"All politics eventually falls to dust; character endures."
Maz Kanata