Relationships Quotes

Connection, conflict, and everything in between. What our bonds with others teach us about ourselves.

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"Why are you so great?"
Elaine Benes
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"You're being very difficult."
Elaine Benes
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"You're driving me crazy."
Elaine Benes
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"What do you want from me?"
Elaine Benes
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"Hello, Newman."
Estelle Costanza
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"Good relationships are precious."
Estelle Costanza
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"Cartwright! The real estate agent!"
George Costanza
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"If she says no, then the answer obviously is no. But if she says yes, then you're set till the next time you have to ask."
George Costanza
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"I don't understand women."
George Costanza
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"Relationships require communication, which is why I'm single."
Edna Krabappel
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"Relationships are what test your patience most."
Edna Krabappel
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"Relationships require work."
Newman
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"I'm not the only one who feels this way."
Frank Costanza
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"You know me."
Frank Costanza
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"Relationships require respect, boundaries, and proper documentation."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Relationships should be professional, documented, and appropriate."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"The key to a good relationship is compromise."
Cosmo Kramer
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"I've always been a people person."
Cosmo Kramer
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"I'm a close talker."
Elaine Benes
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"Sponge-worthy."
Elaine Benes
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"Close talker."
Elaine Benes
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"Sponge-worthy material."
Elaine Benes
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"Close talker problems."
Elaine Benes
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"I could never understand why people get divorced."
Estelle Costanza
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"Relationships require effort."
Estelle Costanza
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"Relationships built on honesty withstand the test of time."
J. Peterman
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"I know people, Jerry. Real people."
Newman
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"I'm afraid I have to dump her."
George Costanza
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"I mean, what's the big deal? It's not like I'm asking her to do anything illegal."
George Costanza
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"Why does it have to be so complicated?"
George Costanza