Relationships Quotes

Connection, conflict, and everything in between. What our bonds with others teach us about ourselves.

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"I'm trying to help you, and you're fighting me."
Michael Bluth
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"You never listen to me."
Michael Bluth
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"I've been married to a man for forty years. I think I know when he's lying."
Lucille Bluth
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"I've invested in you. Don't let me down."
Lucille Bluth
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"Your father and I are very different people."
Lindsay Bluth
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"Maybe I should just focus on my marriage."
Lindsay Bluth
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"You never listen to me."
Lindsay Bluth
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"The best things in life are the people you love."
Janice Litman
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"Life is about the connections we make."
Janice Litman
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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Gob Bluth
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"She's my wife! Or am I her wife? What's the difference?"
Gob Bluth
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"It's a woman's instinct thing. I'm not going to pretend to understand the female body."
Gob Bluth
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"She's my wife. I'm going to go sleep with her."
Gob Bluth
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"She's probably at the dry cleaners. Or the hospital."
Gob Bluth
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"The key to a great relationship is communication and understanding."
Tobias Fünke
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"Relationships are just two people agreeing to tolerate each other."
Maeby Fünke
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"The best relationships are the ones you can manipulate easily."
Maeby Fünke
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"We accept the love we think we deserve."
Erica
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"Relationships require work, but they're worth the effort."
Frank Jr.
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"Relationships are the foundation of a meaningful life."
Frank Jr.
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"I'm building bridges, not burning them."
George Michael Bluth
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"Relationships require work and commitment."
George Michael Bluth
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"I value our relationship deeply."
George Michael Bluth
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"Relationships require honesty, even when it hurts."
Michael Bluth
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"Trust is earned, never given."
Michael Bluth
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"Relationships are the foundation of everything."
Michael Bluth
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"Why do people always run away when they hear me coming?"
Janice Litman
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"Every relationship teaches you something about yourself."
Janice Litman
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"There's nothing wrong with a little light bondage."
Tobias Fünke
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"Relationships require constant nurturing and attention."
Tobias Fünke