Science Quotes
Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.
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"Science proves that I'm right about most things."Ted Baxter
"Science can't explain why I'm so perfect - it just accepts it."Ted Baxter
"Science gives us the tools, but compassion tells us how to use them."M*A*S*H
"Science has yet to explain the phenomenon of my charm."Ted Baxter
"Science proves that good-looking people are more trustworthy."Ted Baxter
"Science is fascinating, especially the science of reading people's faces."Sue Ann Nivens
"Science shows that people respond well to gentle criticism delivered with a smile."Sue Ann Nivens
"Science proves that I'm right more often than I'm wrong."Ted Baxter
"Science explains the universe. I explain the news."Ted Baxter
"Science says we're made of stardust, which explains why I shine so brightly."Sue Ann Nivens
"Science shows us how the world really works."Lou Grant
"Science is our best tool for understanding reality."Lou Grant
"Science proves that good looks are hereditary - thanks, Mom."Ted Baxter
"Science tells us how things work. Wisdom tells us what to do with them."Lou Grant
"The machine is always right."Agent Brown
"Science proves your inferiority."Agent Brown
"Science and reason should guide our society"Meathead
"Scientific literacy prevents manipulation by the powerful"Meathead
"Science explains the 'how,' but wisdom explains the 'why.'"Peppermint Patty
"Science without heart is just numbers."Peppermint Patty
"Science proves our superiority."Agent Brown
"Science teaches us how the world works; wisdom teaches us how to live in it."Peppermint Patty
"Science gives us tools; conscience guides how we use them."Peppermint Patty
"Science is fine as long as it don't mess with the natural order of things."Meathead
"Science reveals the mysteries of the universe."Agent Brown
"Technology without wisdom is destruction."Agent Brown
"Science is the language of creation."Agent Brown
"Science is the mystery of the universe revealed."Jack Sparrow
"Science has been corrupted by corporate interests."Meathead
"Scientists are often just corporate puppets."Meathead