Science Quotes

Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.

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"Science is about evidence, not belief."
Kyle Broflovski
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"Science teaches us to question everything."
Stan Smith
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"Science is the pursuit of understanding reality."
Stan Smith
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"Science bends to the will of the strong."
Garrison
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"Science serves the powerful."
Garrison
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"The human body is made up of mostly water... and chocolate."
Cartman
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"Science teaches us to question everything."
Sharon Marsh
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"Science helps us understand the world around us better."
Butters Stotch
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"Science is just asking questions and seeking real answers."
Butters Stotch
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"Science explains things, but it can't explain why."
Kenny McCormick
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"Science answers 'how' but philosophy answers 'why.'"
Kenny McCormick
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"Science teaches us to question everything and seek answers with humility."
Randy Marsh
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"Science and understanding go hand in hand."
Randy Marsh
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"That's technically not even possible when you think about it."
Kyle Broflovski
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"I find human behavior fascinating in the way a scientist finds bacteria fascinating."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"People are interesting studies in self-deception."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"I observe humanity the way a biologist observes specimens."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"Science teaches us to question everything."
Stan Smith
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"Science is just asking good questions."
Stan Smith
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"Science helps us understand the world."
Sharon Marsh
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"Science proves that I'm right about everything."
Cartman
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"Science confirms what I already believe, which is that I'm right."
Garrison
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"Science shows us that our brains are wired for empathy."
PC Principal
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"Science helps us understand the world, but doesn't explain everything."
Butters Stotch
B
"Science can't prove everything, and that's okay."
Butters Stotch
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"Science helps us understand how things really work"
Kenny McCormick
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"Understanding science helps you understand yourself"
Kenny McCormick
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"Science explains how things work, but it can't explain why I'm so awesome."
Randy Marsh
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"Science is cool until you realize what it's saying about your lifestyle."
Randy Marsh
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"Science helps us understand the world around us."
Stan Smith