Science Quotes

Discovery, wonder, and the relentless pursuit of understanding how the world works.

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"Science bends to whoever has the biggest budget."
Senor Chang
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"Science and faith can coexist in the same institution."
Dean Pelton
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"Scientific progress requires questioning everything."
Dean Pelton
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"Science is important, especially when it comes to makeup technology."
Jackie Burkhart
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"Science is pretty cool, I guess. Especially when it works."
Kelso
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"Science is cool, but friendship is cooler."
Troy Barnes
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"Science proves what I already knew."
Senor Chang
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"Science is fascinating, as long as it doesn't interfere with my lifestyle."
Pierce Hawthorne
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"Science is wonderful until it interferes with my afternoon."
Pierce Hawthorne
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"Science can't explain everything."
Hyde
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"Science proves that wonder is real."
Dean Pelton
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"Science and faith can coexist in harmony."
Shirley Bennett
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"Science reveals the wonders of our universe."
Shirley Bennett
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"Science explains the world. Money controls it."
Pierce Hawthorne
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"Science can't explain everything about human nature."
Pierce Hawthorne
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"Science shows us what's possible when we think big."
Jeff Winger
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"Science is just Spanish with numbers instead of words."
Senor Chang
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"Science explains the world, but it doesn't make it any less terrible."
Senor Chang
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"Science is about discovering, not controlling."
Britta Perry
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"Science is about asking questions and seeking truth"
Troy Barnes
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"Science and emotion aren't opposites"
Troy Barnes
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"Science is the pursuit of objective truth."
Annie Edison
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"Science can explain the joke, but it can't create it."
Tom Jeter
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"Science is humanity's way of writing the rules of the show."
Abed Nadir
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"Science is proof that the universe has been in development."
Abed Nadir
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"Science proves that I'm right about most things."
Dean Pelton
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"Science is just organized knowledge, like my file system."
Dean Pelton
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"Science helps us understand the world and ourselves."
Shirley Bennett
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"Science and faith aren't enemies; they're two ways of understanding."
Shirley Bennett
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"Science explains the world, but I understand it."
Pierce Hawthorne