Science Quotes

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"Science explains the universe. I explain my decisions."
Ryan Howard
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"Science is just making up theories until one sticks."
Tracy Jordan
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"Science and faith are not mutually exclusive."
Angela Martin
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"Evolution is a myth."
Ryan Howard
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"I'm not a man of faith. I'm a man of science."
Michael Scott
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"Science can't explain everything—some things are just magic."
Phoebe Buffay
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"Science is boring unless it involves looking younger or thinner."
Jenna Maroney
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"Science and faith are not mutually exclusive."
Angela Martin
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"Science proves that hard work pays off."
Ryan Howard
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"Science backs up my theories about success."
Ryan Howard
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"Science explains the universe. It doesn't explain my life."
Chandler Bing
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"Science is fascinating. My brain finds science baffling."
Chandler Bing
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"Science rules!"
Ross Geller
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"Science requires precision and discipline."
Dwight Schrute
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"I'm not good at science, but I know what I feel."
Phoebe Buffay
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"Science rules!"
Ross Geller
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"I believe in science, not superstition."
Ross Geller
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"Science explains the how, philosophy explains the why."
Lily Aldrin
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"Science is humanity's greatest tool."
Lily Aldrin
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"I could never understand science, but I respect it."
Chandler Bing
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"Science explains the mysteries of life."
Chandler Bing
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"Science rules!"
Ross Geller
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"Science is humanity's greatest achievement."
Ross Geller
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"Science and faith don't have to be in conflict."
Marshall Eriksen
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"Science proves that some things are beyond explanation."
Joey Tribbiani
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"I'm not interested in carbon-based life forms."
Phoebe Buffay
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"Science rules!"
Ross Geller
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"Science is about asking questions and seeking answers."
Ross Geller
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"Science explains how things work. But love? Love is magic."
Chandler Bing
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"Science is amazing until you realize science says you're going to die."
Chandler Bing