Success Quotes

Success means different things to different people. These quotes redefine what it means to truly succeed.

25498 quotes

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"Success requires failing better than everyone else."
Ray Gillette
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"I can do both. I'm a multitasker."
Lana Kane
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"I'm not going to apologize for being competent."
Lana Kane
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"I'm basically a business genius."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Success is just a state of mind... mine's delusional."
Jean-Ralphio
J
"I've never let a little thing like bankruptcy stop me."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Success is relative. I'm a relative failure."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Success isn't about being the best; it's about not being the worst."
Cyril Figgis
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"Success for me would be just getting through the day."
Cyril Figgis
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"Success comes to those willing to push boundaries others won't touch."
Dr. Krieger
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"Success smells like a successful experiment."
Dr. Krieger
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"Success isn't about being the best; it's about not being the worst."
Pam Poovey
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"Success is measured in personal satisfaction and cake consumption."
Pam Poovey
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"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% not getting caught."
Mort Goldman
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"Success is relative, especially when you compare yourself to people doing worse."
Mort Goldman
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"I'm the most talented agent in this office."
Lana Kane
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"Success is all about having the right hair and the right attitude."
Tom Tucker
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"The secret to success? Being me."
Tom Tucker
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"The path to success is paved with good hair."
Tom Tucker
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"Success is measured by how many people want what you have."
Cheryl Tunt
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"I didn't succeed by playing it safe."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Success is just finding what you love and doing it, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Success means different things to different people, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Success isn't about being the best; it's about being true to yourself."
Brian Griffin
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"Success without meaning is just empty achievement."
Brian Griffin
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"Buck-buck-buck-GAWK! That's the sound of success, baby!"
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Success smells like fresh grain and victory."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success."
Sterling Archer
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"I appreciate the effort, but execution is everything."
Sterling Archer
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"Success isn't about being the best; it's about being better than yesterday."
Pam Poovey