Time Quotes

"This beautiful thing I have is called a memory. Kids are nothing but memories waiting to happen."

"Every moment that passes is a moment I cannot reclaim."

"Time moves differently for those in pain."

"When will that be? Soon."

"Time is money, and money needs to be filed in triplicate."

"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble remembering things. Oh, what was I saying?"

"Time flies when you're having fun, or when you're very old."

"Time is precious; use it wisely on what matters most."

"Time moves forward, and we must move with it."

"Time is precious - don't waste it on things that don't matter."

"Time teaches you how to bend gracefully with age."

"Time moves fastest when you're having fun bending."

"I'm sorry, I'm not really familiar with how you say things in the year 3000."

"I wish I could go back to the past, but I'm stuck here in the future."

"Every moment with you is worth more than a thousand years in the past."

"Time flies when you're having fun with the right people."

"Look, I ain't got time for this nonsense."

"Time moves forward, but my hatred stays constant."

"The best time of my life is right now"

"Time is money, so don't waste it on bad paperwork."

"Time flies when you're having fun filing documents."

"Time moves forward, and we must make the most of each moment."

"Time is our most valuable resource; use it wisely."

"Time flies when you're having fun, or when you're being attacked."

"Time heals all wounds, except social reputation damage."

"Why must we always think about the future? Why not think about the present, or better yet, the lunch I had last Tuesday?"

"Time moves differently when you're old. Mostly forward, but sometimes backward."

"I've lived long enough to see the future, and it's disappointing."

"Time flies when you're having flexible fun."

"Time is a river; just bend with the current."