Truth Quotes

"Truth is negotiable; fabulousness is not."

"I believe in being honest, even when it's uncomfortable."

"Honesty is the best policy until it makes people uncomfortable."

"The truth is overrated. A good story beats the truth every time."

"Truth is what you can convince enough people to believe."

"Truth is: everyone deserves to treat yo'self."

"Truth: treating yo'self is the ultimate form of honesty."

"I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I also don't care if I do."

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"What part of 'no' don't you understand?"

"That's classified. And stupid."

"This is your fault. All of it."

"That's not a good enough excuse."

"You're going to need a better explanation than that."

"The real enemy isn't out there, it's the incompetence around me."

"Truth hurts, which is why people avoid it."

"The truth is whatever sounds coolest when I say it."

"The truth is that most people are less fun than me."

"Never compromise your values for convenience."

"Truth may be uncomfortable, but it's always better than a lie."

"The truth is overrated. Comfortable lies are far more practical."

"Truth is subjective, which is why everyone's wrong but me."

"I'm not insane, I'm just not sane."

"You could choke to death on a chunk of pineapple."

"Your funeral."

"You're all just a bunch of degenerates."

"I'm not mad, just disappointed."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"I'm being very serious right now."

"You're being ridiculous."