Truth Quotes

"The only truth that matters is the one that makes me money."

"Truth is whatever I say it is. Perception is reality, baby."

"The truth is, I'm exactly as wonderful as I think I am."

"I'm not always the smartest guy in the room, but I'm honest."

"Lois, I've made a huge mistake."

"I've learned that admitting you're wrong is harder than being wrong."

"The only certainty in life is that things will go wrong."

"I've found that honesty is usually the worst policy."

"The truth is, I'm basically perfect, but I'm working on accepting my flaws."

"Truth is subjective, especially when I'm telling the story."

"The truth is important, even when it hurts."

"The truth hurts, but lies hurt worse."

"The truth sets you free, even when it hurts."

"The truth is sometimes it's okay to be a little bit weird."

"The truth is messier than fiction but way more interesting."

"Peter needs someone to keep him grounded in reality."

"I've learned that honesty is the best policy, even when it hurts."

"The truth might hurt, but it's better than comfortable lies."

"I believe in honest work and honest burgers."

"The truth is always better than a comfortable lie."

"I don't understand fancy things, but I know what I like."

"Truth is harder to accept than lies, but it's worth it."

"The truth might hurt, but a lie hurts worse."

"The truth hurts, so I prefer comfortable lies."

"My word is worth something—usually a profit margin."

"Truth is whatever serves my purposes best."

"The truth is: I'm awesome, and everyone else is beneath me."

"The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with enthusiasm."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest. There's a difference."

"Truth is overrated. Lies are more fun."