Truth Quotes

What is truth? These quotes explore honesty, reality, and the courage it takes to face both.

40912 quotes

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"Perhaps I misjudged you. You're not a scoundrel after all."
Mr. Burns
M
"Liar! You're all liars!"
Mr. Burns
M
"The only truth worth knowing is my net worth."
Mr. Burns
G
"The truth might hurt, but it's better than a comfortable lie."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Truth might hurt, but lies hurt worse in the long run."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"*observes with intelligent eyes*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"*observes with keen eyes*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"You're the worst customer I've ever had, and that's saying something."
Moe Szyslak
M
"I've learned that people are essentially disappointing."
Moe Szyslak
M
"I've learned that people are basically terrible, and that's okay."
Moe Szyslak
R
"You're a bad man. A very bad man."
Ralph Wiggum
R
"Every single evening, I have to look at myself in the mirror."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Truth is whatever benefits me."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Truth is boring compared to lies."
Nelson Muntz
B
"I've been to the bottom, and let me tell you, the view isn't great."
Barney Gumble
B
"The truth is I'm a mess. But I'm an honest mess."
Barney Gumble
N
"I've always believed in telling the truth, even when it's unpopular."
Ned Flanders
N
"Truth may hurt in the short term, but it heals in the long term."
Ned Flanders
K
"The truth is, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!"
Krusty the Clown
I
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but less entertaining."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Truth is often painful, much like my work."
Itchy and Scratchy
M
"Foolishness and flattery rarely mix, Smithers."
Mr. Burns
M
"The truth is whatever I say it is."
Mr. Burns
M
"*serious baby expression*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"*pacifier observation*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"*knowing gaze*"
Maggie Simpson
L
"I'm not a bad girl, I'm just drawn that way."
Lisa Simpson
L
"The truth matters more than popularity."
Lisa Simpson
B
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Bart Simpson