War Quotes

"War is waste on a scale too large to comprehend."

"War between people is always avoidable with kindness."

"War is terrible, but I look good reporting on it."

"I report on war with the seriousness it deserves and the hair it requires."

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"In war, we all lose something. The question is what we gain in return."

"War brings out the worst and the best in people."

"War destroys what takes years to build."

"War could be avoided if everyone just listened to me."

"War and peace are nothing compared to maintaining this face."

"War is terrible, except when it's the battle for social supremacy."

"War is terrible, but friendly competition is exhilarating."

"War should be avoided unless it involves competing for attention."

"War teaches us about human nature. I prefer peace and pampering."

"War settles nothing, but compromise settles everything badly."

"War proves that peace is worth fighting for."

"War is never the answer, but sometimes it's the only option."

"War is terrible, but it looks good on the news."

"War and peace both benefit from good hair."

"War solves nothing that couldn't be solved by talking to each other."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails."

"War is the natural state of order."

"War is peace through other means."

"War is never the answer to social problems"

"War solves nothing - I'd rather settle things on the diamond."

"War is the failure of everything else."

"Resistance ends in deletion."

"Your enemies multiply daily."

"War is evolution."

"War brings out the worst in people"