War Quotes

"War teaches you who your real allies are."

"War between my old self and new self taught me who I really am."

"War never solves our problems!"

"War teaches us the value of peace."

"War? Only if there's profit in it."

"SpongeBob's laughter is worse than any weapon."

"War is the natural state between Plankton and SpongeBob."

"War is never the answer, unless the question is 'what's a bad idea?'"

"War creates nothing but sorrow."

"War between heroes and villains is just a game we play."

"Some wars can never be won, only endlessly fought."

"The Krusty Krab stands between me and my destiny."

"War can't exist where laughter reigns."

"War is just a disagreement that forgot to laugh about it."

"War creates suffering; peace creates opportunity for growth."

"War is what happens when politics gets too serious."

"War is just a really serious disagreement with props."

"War is just another form of human stupidity."

"War is bad for business unless you're selling weapons."

"War is terrible for humanity but profitable for suppliers."

"War is the worst, can't we all just get along?"

"War brings only sadness."

"Peace is stronger than any conflict."

"Peace starts in your own heart first."

"War reveals both the worst and best in humanity."

"War's the worst invention - peace is the best."

"War teaches us that peace is the real victory."

"War between idiots is still just idiots fighting."

"War would be less offensive than this job."

"War is never glorious."