War Quotes

"War's stupid but so is everything else."

"War teaches you about human nature."

"War is what happens when negotiation fails, which is always."

"War is what happens when politicians run out of lies."

"Wars are won with better ideas, not better weapons."

"War is a conflict that could be solved with better writing."

"War is never the answer, but neither is questioning the Dean."

"War is obsolete; bureaucratic conflict is eternal."

"War is never the answer, but standing up for peace takes courage."

"War is politics by other means, and I prefer politics."

"War is the failure of everything else."

"War is what we choose instead of conversation."

"War solves nothing; it only creates more problems."

"War between people starts in their hearts"

"War is failure, diplomacy is success"

"War is what happens when people stop listening to each other."

"War is what happens when communication breaks down... and Jeff gets involved."

"War is peace, peace is order, and order is my domain."

"War proves that we haven't learned anything."

"War is proof we'd rather fight than talk."

"War is terrible, but military defense stocks are fantastic."

"War is always a failure of imagination and dialogue."

"War is failure on a catastrophic scale."

"War solves nothing that peace couldn't do better."

"War starts when communication stops."

"War is the failure of everything else."

"War is a failure of imagination and compassion."

"War between nations is tragic, but social conflict is absolutely catastrophic."

"War and social gatherings have something in common: both are terrible."

"War leaves scars that generations cannot fully heal."