Wisdom Quotes

"Sometimes I think the only sensible thing to do is go insane."

"People are idiots."

"I'm the only rational being in this entire world."

"I live in a society of simpletons."

"Stupidity abounds in this town."

"I'm too sophisticated for this world."

"We have to solve the problem before we reach Swiper!"

"Every problem has a solution if we look hard enough!"

"Wisdom teaches us right from wrong!"

"I'm becoming wiser every day!"

"Wisdom is knowing how to turn a profit in any situation."

"Every problem is an opportunity with a price tag."

"If it doesn't make cents... I mean sense... it doesn't make money."

"Every obstacle is just another opportunity in disguise."

"I've learned that true power comes from within, not from formulas."

"I've learned to love the challenge as much as the prize."

"In the end, perhaps the real treasure was the schemes I made along the way."

"You've got it all backwards. You gotta start by doing the hardest part."

"Sometimes we're thinking of doing something and we're like, should we do it? No."

"Is this the place where we find out if Patrick's a man?"

"I shouldn't have thrown a rock at it. I probably angered it."

"That makes sense now. Let's never come back here again."

"A person is smart, but people are dumb."

"The secret formula is within all of us."

"I'm not smart, but I have heart."

"Sometimes the best wisdom comes wrapped in a joke."

"Two heads are better than one, especially when they're scheming."

"Mistakes are just opportunities to learn something new."

"Respect others' feelings and they'll respect yours too."

"Listen to others, really listen, and you'll learn so much."